I sent a letter off to my state representative and state senator yesterday (CCd to both Denver papers and the Coloradoan in hopes it’ll light a fire under somebody). If you recall, I’m a little bit sick and tired of political telemarketing calls, so I decided to try and do something about it. The text of my letter follows. If anyone cares to take it and adapt it into their own letter to their state officials, you have my blessing and encouragement.
Representative Fischer, Senator Bacon.
Sirs,
As this election season draws to a much-appreciated end, I’d like to bring the state of the “Colorado do not call” list into your view.
The short version of my statement is that I’d feel very appreciative if you would consider and introduce legislation to remove the exemption for calls…
(V) Made for the sole purpose of urging support for or opposition to a political candidate or ballot issue; or
(VI) Made for the sole purpose of conducting political polls or soliciting the expression of opinions, ideas, or votes.
… as presently provided for in state law.
I believe that this exemption is a self-serving loophole in the law at best and a costly, ethically-questionable loophole at worst.
I, like a growing number of people, have a cell phone as my primary (and, in fact, _only_) telephone device. Consequently, every call that I receive costs me money. Knowing this, my cell phone number is registered with both the State and National do-not-call registries.
During this election season, I have received an unprecedented number of unsolicited telemarketing calls to my cell phone. A large portion of them had incorrect or missing caller-ID information; a large portion of them were “dead-air” robo-calls; a number of them came rather late at night. In all cases, these calls cost me money.
If these calls were made by an average business, they would be unlawful on several counts.
Unfortunately, these are all calls and seeming violations of the law against which I have no recourse due to the loophole my elected officials chose to write into state law.
I will estimate that I’ve received a hundred politically-oriented unsolicited telemarketing calls in the past month. It costs me $0.075 to answer my phone to discover that I have wasted my time answering the phone – I have a typically average plan: my per-minute rate works out to $0.075 and my phone provider charges me a minimum of 1 minute per call.
That’s roughly $7.50 that this loophole has directly cost me this election season. Not money to break the bank, but allow me to put it into perspective that voters understand.
$7.50, gentlemen, is far larger than my share of most of the tax hikes that have been on the ballot in recent years. People rail against an extra $0.02 on a $10 meal – that’s really small change compared to $7.50 over the span of a few months of calls. I suspect that if the math were publicized that there’d be quite an uproar about it considering how worked up the public gets over a piddly $0.02-a-meal hike.
Gentlemen: if you truly believe our government to be “of the people, by the people and ” – above all – “for the people”, you can certainly prove it by removing an exemption that sets you, as politicians, above the rest of the people at the cost of the people.
-phil
Tags: politics, rant, telemarketers
Oh, that’s most excellent. I’d love to actually hear a response.
Thanks – I thought it was a pretty good email, myself.
That aside, “Ask and ye shall receive”, my dear Mr. Brady. I got a response from Sen. Bacon this morning:
I sent a reply back:
I’m very excited to see you’ve received two responses. I’m quite interested in seeing how far this communication goes, and if any party you’ve contacted can or will attempt to change this.
And the “Hi, did you know that Betsy Markey eats babies and that Marylin Musgrave once dated Hitler?” made me LOL.
The vitriol that’s been spewed in that race is unbelievable. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen its equal.
Musgrave asked to speak at our church a few weeks ago and oh my LORD but you would not believe the complete and utter shitstorm that ensued. We ended up having one uniformed cop obviously present that Sunday, another sheriff’s office deputy packing in plain clothes, large men standing at each of the auditorium doors…
As to the responses from Bacon & Fischer, it should duly be mentioned that both of these men are, in fact, up for reelection today. Feel free to interpret their responses in light of that.
I just got a reply from Rep. Fischer, too: