When planning your wedding, please take into consideration whether or not your reception hall is going to charge for water.
Especially if your wedding is in a very humid state in the middle of July.
Yeah, seriously. I was at a wedding in Nebraska this weekend, and the reception hall (“Tonight: Swartz / Lindgren Wedding; Tomorrow: All-star Polka Party 2″) was selling water for $1 a glass. No carafe at the table, no drinking fountain, no hose out back. Some weddings I leave thinking I should have smuggled in a flask; this was the first one that had me wishing I’d slid a Camelback under the dress shirt.