Normally I’m not the kind of person to link to YouTube, but it’s clear that this cop’s mustache is an legendary item that grants him an impressive +5 stoicism. I mean, as Will Smith would say: damn. No way could I continue about my business in the face of that.
2.5 weeks in and I have what would easily be considered “beard” by those who are qualified to judge such things. Shame it’s going to be gone again in another week and a half. Shame that I’m going to wish it was gone this weekend when I have a pressing need to look [...]
The TSA confiscated my deodorant.
What I’m learning from the TSA is that you can tell a terrorist by his impeccable hygiene. Clearly this is all a plot by the French.
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