Phil on November 24th, 2009

You did not see the previous posts which did not, in fact, exist.  If you did see them, even though they do not exist, keep your trap shut about it until further notice.

The news blackout has been lifted.  We apologize for the (entirely necessary) inconvenience and thank several of you for your cooperation.  Lia was [...]

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Phil on November 24th, 2009

Point of fact: every significant relationship I’ve had has necessitated a major change to my phone plan.  The last one made me change to a plan that provided more than 300 minutes per month.  This one – clearly a sign of the changing times – means I need a weapons-grade text messaging plan.
The pre-paid idea [...]

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Phil on November 24th, 2009

This is Lia Slone.

Late Saturday night I asked her if I may court her.

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