You did not see the previous posts which did not, in fact, exist.  If you did see them, even though they do not exist, keep your trap shut about it until further notice.

The news blackout has been lifted.  We apologize for the (entirely necessary) inconvenience and thank several of you for your cooperation.  Lia was having a very stressful week on top of the whole getting-into-a-relationship thing, so to help keep stress from killing her we’ve been parceling out the news bit by bit to those closest to us.  I was, you know, just a tiny smidge excited about the whole thing and jumped the gun a bit.

Anyway, that’s more or less worked through so on to the loud and obnoxious rejoicing!

-The management.