Phil on August 17th, 2009

Loony 1, 1a, 1b, 1c and 1d) Lady in line with four 3rd or 4th graders who (a) didn’t know what they wanted (b) all ordered for themselves (c) …badly, since they weren’t tall enough to hear the short Subway employee over the sneeze guard (d) split their order up 3 ways and had one [...]

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Phil on July 14th, 2009

…please don’t think otherwise because I’m giving you a computer with Windows Vista on it.
Your loving son,
-phil
Ok, seriously – Vista was a horrible idea.  I’m pretty sure I can get it configured to where it’s not going to hassle Mom too bad, but it’s gotten me close to a killing rage.  What company in their [...]

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Phil on January 28th, 2009

Ok, people, I’ve had enough.
Repeat after me: “If an email says that I should forward it to everyone I know, IT IS LYING and I will delete it immediately.”
I have had email for… 14, 15 years now? …and have yet to see my advice above proven wrong. If I can accomplish just one thing [...]

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Phil on December 15th, 2008

I didn’t make it two emails into the weekend’s backlog at work before I wanted to kill people. What a great start to my week.
I’ve got one email from a guy in our office in Japan which is completely incomprehensible – I’ve got no idea at all what he’s trying to tell me is [...]

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Phil on October 31st, 2008

I sent a letter off to my state representative and state senator yesterday (CCd to both Denver papers and the Coloradoan in hopes it’ll light a fire under somebody).  If you recall, I’m a little bit sick and tired of political telemarketing calls, so I decided to try and do something about it.  The text [...]

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